What's a guy to do when she pushes him into the lake? She's only flirting, you know. Grab our River Hybrid Short and you'll be ready for all her shenanigans. Made from a water wicking & quick drying material like a swim, but classy enough to wear with a button down, they'll keep you cocktail-proof and waterproof. With a hidden interior loop, even your keys will be safe. Just in case she didn't give you time to check your pockets.